New Age Living

Today I was thinking about some things I'd done. I went into a, 'shame spiral' and was forced to implement my, 'little me inside' breathing exercises in order to strike balance back into my, 'feelings grid'. For a while my, 'neural reboot' seemed to have returned the harmony I had transferred from the, 'universal ethos' back to my, 're-weening nest', from which I was about to re-take my first tentative flight. As I sipped my organic, free trade herbal tea of calming bat droppings, I retreated to my, 'soul chamber' where I snacked on a long piece of, 'life licorice' made by caring memories and gentle experiences. After receiving, 'validation nourishment' I pushed my, 'confidence canoe' back into the, 'lake of living' and paddled along with nothing but blue skies above. As the lazy current swept me around a soft bend, there was another, 'life force' waiting for me to get within their, 'dome of dominance'. It was there that I was severely beaten about the head and face.